for example:
- we have bronzer; they have skin lightener
- they have campaigns that tell you to hurry up and get to it; we have campaigns that advise us to slow down and relax
- at work (at least at mine) they eat lunch around the table together, sharing food and stories; we sit in our cubes, dribbling overheated lean cuisine on the keyboard as we try to squeeze in just one more task
- they have more beautiful temples/historical sites than they know what to do with; we erect velvet ropes and overkill signage around any piece of rock some old white guy crapped near
- they have sidewalks (optional); we have sidewalks (mandatory)
- we have big macs made with 100%(*cough*) beef; they have "mc aloo tikki", made of potatoes and peas
- aside from a select sliver of society (celebrities and skanks), our women do their best to cover their mid-sections; their women let any and all belly hang out, no matter the occasion
- mustaches were hip here before hipsters were even a twinkle in our collective cultural eye
(i'm sure the list will expand as i skulk about the country some more)
and while we may have our differences, there are a few things that are universal: everybody loves coke more than pepsi, shiny hair is better than dull hair and no one can resist some good bollywood choreography (no. one.)
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